What Is Tony Romo Thinking?
"She's posing for pics again ... Yeah, she's got that stupid dog with her ... I don't know how much more of this I can take."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Simpson
Daisy Duke Shut Out of CMAs
Former pop singer/actress/wife Jessica Simpson just added another stellar achievement to her disintegrating resume, the CMAs' persona non grata.
In a last ditch effort to save her career, the "Dukes of Hazzard" star released a country album earlier this year -- so it would have made sense to make an appearance at last night's show. Unfortunately, the Carrie Underwood-hosted CMAs had no time to have Tony Romo's current girlfriend perform, present or sit in the bleachers, since they had already filled their ranks with tried and true country artists like ... Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon and Lil Wayne!
But don't worry, Ashlee Simpson's sister doesn't need the entire country music establishment on her side. Tonight she's performing at an Indian casino near Ontario, Calif. and we're told 50% of tix are still available.
"Dancing with the Stars" here she comes!
Filed under: Music, Jessica Simpson
Simpson BFF Stitched Back Together Again
UPDATE: TMZ has released a statement from Ken Paves regarding the bloody face he got while walking Jessica Simpson into their waiting ride Saturday night:
"I appreciate everyone who has expressed concern after the incident which occurred outside of Madeo restaurant Saturday evening. While I did not expect a dinner out with friends would end up with me in the emergency room and nine stitches in my head, I am fine. My only real concern on Saturday night, and it remains so in retrospect, was for the safety of my friend and all concerned. I understand everyone has a job to do, including paparazzi. If I were to say anything about Saturday night, it is only to encourage that everyone would respect and care for the safety of others above all else."
Jessica Simpson BFF Ken Paves was left in stitches after his bloody bash-up with a photog's camera Saturday night -- nine of them to be exact.
Sources close to the situation tell us Paves was taken to Cedars-Sinai straight from Madeo, where Jessica and Ken's partner waited 90 minutes for the hair stylist to get nine stitches for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow.
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Jessica Simpson Rushes Bloody BFF to Hospital
Jessica Simpson watched in shock as her BFF/hair stylist Ken Paves had his face busted open during a crazy paparazzi crush on their way out of Madeo late Saturday night.
Ken was escorting Jess out of the restaurant, when the sea of snappers swarmed -- and in the madness, one guy hit Ken near his eye with a part of a camera.
With blood trickling down his face, Ken still managed to get Jess inside their waiting ride. Their driver then whisked the group to a nearby hospital, where Jess accompanied her friend inside the building.
Calls to their reps have yet to be returned -- and as of right now no police reports have been filed.
Story developing...
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Jess -- Major Movie Star ... in Russia
We may never get to see the glory that is Jessica Simpson's star vehicle "Major Movie Star."
But if you live in Russia, you were treated to a generous helping of Jess, which according to FOX News, opened to "top box office" in Putin-land. There's no release date set as yet in the US, either in cinemas or on DVD, nor for any other English-speaking country.
Of course, if you do want to see the "Private Benjamin" knock-off, you can always go to Bulgaria, where it opens Nov. 9.
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Jessica Lets F-Bomb Fly
Just when you thought the most foul thing coming out of Jessica Simpson's mouth was her music, today she dropped the f-bomb when a pap asked if she was pregnant.
So that's a no then?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Searches for Last Train to Nashville
Jessica Simpson should have known better: Madeo is a notoriously old-fart star hangout that attracts pappers by the busload. So what did she expect -- she's 30 years younger and a lot hotter than your average celeb bear. 
You can hear someone scream out from Jessica's direction "F**k off." Jess' parting words were, "Take me to Nashville." Jessica, no offense. We heard your single. That would be a bad move.
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Jessica Shakes Her Ta-Ta's at Letterman
Yoko Romo was actin' a wannabe-country fool last night on David Letterman. And when she wasn't cackling that insanely annoying laugh, she was all about gyratin' her jigglies up in Davey's face.
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Jessica Rips Carrie: Romo's Not Hung Up on You
The other hot blonde fighting over the NFL's luckiest bastard, Tony Romo, just turned up the heat -- calling Carrie Underwood a boldfaced liar on live radio.
Jessica Simpson just went on "Woody and Jim" on 107.5 in Nashville, telling the morning crew she and Tony laughed at Carrie's published claim that Romo is still calling the Idol champ -- and adding that everything Carrie insinuated is completely untrue.
And if that wasn't clear enough, Simpson spelled it right out for Underwood, "If Tony wanted to call her ... or wanted to be with her, he would."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson
Simpsons Pray Jess Gets as Big as Dolly
Jessica Simpson's parents think she's got plenty of growing to do, but that it would take an act of God for her to size up to what Dolly Parton's got!
You know we're talking about her career, right?
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Romo Fumbles Another Snap
Cowboys' QB Tony Romo tries (and fails) to shame our photog on his grasp of the English language. He knows his girlfriend is Jessica Simpson, right?
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Simpson a Heckled Hen at First Country Gig
There must have been some Dallas Cowboy fans in the crowd.
Jessica Simpson had her country music debut at Country Thunder in Wisc. last night -- and walked out to a mix of cheers and boos. Kenosha News reported a number of scathing reviews from audience members such as, "It's crap, she doesn't belong here," "She's not good enough to be here," and "She's an embarrassment to country music."
That's a good start.
Filed under: Music, Jessica Simpson
Jessica & Vanessa Shop it Out
Clean up in aisle ... Lachey!
Nick Lachey's ex-wife Jessica Simpson and his current gf Vanessa Minnillo battled it out at different Ralphs supermarkets to see who had the most baggage.
Vanessa had two carts filled with crap -- to Simpson's one. Nick's gonna have his hands full.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Celebrity Feuds, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Shows Off her Puppies
While tanning her cans on a yacht in Tahoe this weekend, failed singer/actress/wife Jessica Simpson got all bitchy -- by playing with her pup Daisy.
Although Jess may be good with dogs, so far Ashlee is the only breeder in the Simpson fam.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Simpson, Critters
Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!
Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.
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