J.Lo -- Don't Stick It Where It Don't Belong
Jennifer Lopez will surely regret someday that she waved off any publicity ...
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez
J. Lo -- Much Ado About No Ring
The Internets were crying "Divorce!" for J. Lo after she was photographed without her wedding ring at a recent premiere -- but we looked at her left hand CSI-style last night, and she was once again rocking the rock.
Check out the video evidence.
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Pol: J. Lo Just as Good as JFK's Kid for Senate
A New York pol has had the gall to suggest Jennifer Lopez is just as qualified as Caroline Kennedy to serve in the US Senate.
Queens Rep. Gary Ackerman told WOR radio yesterday, "I wouldn't make J. Lo the senator unless she proved she had great qualifications, but we haven't seen them yet." Gov. David Paterson has reportedly contacted Kennedy about taking over Hillary Clinton's Senate seat.
Kennedy has been the director of the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and the Commission on Presidential Debates, among other things.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez
Crowe Lets Eva and Marc Ride His Pony
Eva Longoria only had the nerves to give Russell Crowe's inner thigh at test drive this weekend -- but J. Lo's husband Marc Anthony wasn't afraid to go in for the kill. 
The threesome partied at the Lavo Lounge in Las Vegas along with a pile of other celebs.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria, Hot Vegas
No More Room for J-Lo
Anyone looking for a sweet deal on a cozy little starter home is in luck. For the price of some extra gas cash (plus 8.5 mil) you can own Jennifer Lopez's Bel Air French Estate.
For that you get 4 bedrooms and 5 1/2 bathrooms in 7,357 square feet of "European ambience," according to the LA Times.
NOTE: Extra wide bar stools and love seats included.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, The Rich Life
J. Lo & Marc's Vows -- A Load of Crap?
We tried congratulating J. Lo and Marc Anthony on renewing their wedding vows -- too bad they thought our photog was talking about their "bowels" instead.
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J.Lo's Marathon Sprint ... Across the U.S.
Jennifer Lopez finished her first triathlon on Sunday morning in Malibu and immediately did what anyone else would do -- she flew across the country to NYC to celebrate her little husband's 40th birthday!
From wet suit to a gown in under six hours -- that's a new world record.
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J. Lo -- More Assletic than You
Jennifer Lopez has just completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds. Her ass crossed the finish line a scant three minutes later. 
It looks like all it takes to warm J. Lo up to paparazzi is a half-mile swim, an 18-mile bike and a 4-mile jog.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas, Breaking News
Bad Day For Big Butts
Moving on from Kim Kardashian's La La Land, New York City doesn't cut breaks for traffic scofflaws, even if they're Jennifer Lopez. She learned yesterday that she can't park it anywhere she wants.
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Jennifer Lopez in Bizarre Threesome
Posh and J. Lo hanging out makes sense -- they're both Scientolosidekicks of TomKat -- but couldn't they find a third wheel more fitting than Nicole Richie?
The trio hooked up for dinner in NY last night. Jada Pinkett-Smith must have been busy.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie, Becks & Posh
Ex of Madonna, Naomi Busted for Assault
A man once indicted for murder and a notorious celeb womanizer was arrested this morning on felony assault charges, along with the owner of Villa nightclub.
The ruckus started at Les Deux nightclub in West Hollywood, where Chris Paciello -- who has reportedly dated Madonna, Naomi Campbell, Jennifer Lopez and Niki Taylor -- was hanging out with Cuttino Mobley of the LA Clippers.
The victim allegedly exchanged words with Chris and Cuttino. We're told Paciello left Les Deux, went over to Villa, picked up Villa's owner Reza Roohi and, we're told, the two then went on a hunt for the alleged victim.
They found him at San Vicente and Sunset Blvd. We're told Paciello and Roohi allegedly beat up the victim, though the injuries are not life threatening.
A nearby gas station security camera apparently captured the incident and the video is in the custody of the Sheriff's Department.
Paciello and Roohi currently are being booked on felony assault charges.
Paciello, who is being booked under the name of Christian Luzwigsen, is currently on parole.
Ronald Richards, lawyer for Villa, released this statement: "Mr. Roohi had nothing to do with the dispute, he was merely there to keep the peace. The incident had nothing to do with the bar whatsoever."
UPDATE: TMZ has spoken with the alleged victim, Will Wright. He says Reza was driving and hit Will dead-on with the car. Will says his forehead hit the hood, causing a cut that needed 15 stitches. Once Will flew back and landed on the pavement, he says Paciello got out of the passenger side and gave him the beating.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna
Jennifer Lopez: Xenu on Line One
J.Lo and Marc Anthony went out to dinner with Scientolobud Leah Remini this weekend -- so we just had to ask, is Remini using her friendship as an in to a crazy Scientology recruiting plot?
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J.Lo's Restaurant Huevos Goodbye
Now that she's a new mother, Jennifer Lopez has no need for Madre's -- her Latin restaurant has closed.
A sign on the Pasadena eatery says it shuttered on July 1st "until further notice." Madre's had been in business for over six years -- a lifetime in the world of celeb restaurants. In contrast, Britney's NYC joint NYLA lasted less than a year.
A rep for Jennifer has yet to get back to us.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Food Glorious Food
J.Lo's Designer Baby
Jennifer Lopez and one of her four-month-old lil' twin divas hung out at designer Stefano Gabbana's home in Italy this weekend.
It's never too early to start teaching your kids about ... the upcoming Spring collections!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas
J. Lo's Twins Go for a Swim
Jennifer Lopez took her newly toned butt out for a swim in Italy yesterday.
Who needs a life preserver when you have your own floatation device?
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Hot Bodies
